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https://www.newsweek.com/no-thanks-trum ... ay-1550642

Those who can, do,
Those who can't, teach.

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Don't forget! Bring my gift! I believe in you.


I want a PS5 too. :)

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Brexit in a nutshell:
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Everyone can use a little “grammar” update now and then, so here’s yours for today...

Is it "complete", "finished", or "completely finished"?
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these
two words - "Complete" or "Finished".

In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best
in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing
ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: 'How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and
FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference
between COMPLETE and FINISHED.'

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong
woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"


He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!
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Greetings,

Well, yes... that is a bit of a joke.

Once upon a time impeachment was reserved for actual High Crimes & Misdemeanors, but the House has downgraded it to the equivalent of the Motion Of No Confidence that we find in the Westminster system.

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"He goes to hell, the one who asserts what didn’t take place" (Ud 4.8)
"Let us neither be perpetrators nor victims!" (DN26)

"Transition to greatness" (Donald J. Trump)

:candle: "...his name was Seth Rich..."
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